frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain)

elleafricain:

i swear massa…

anastasiaeatscities:

That’s intense
  • Potential employer:so what's your availabil-
  • Me:I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

Really…that simple. Don’t let anyone change it.
missjia:

This would seriously scare me outta sucking butt man. I rarely even touch hookah now. On another note, whoever did this eerie art piece is brilliant. So detailed and real looking! Just say no to sucking butt people because…lungs?

kradify:

On peut se trouver dans la même pièce
et vivre sur deux planètes différentes
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